I got a lovely surprise this morning at work. How did he EVER know?
They're beautiful honey. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! What a perfect Valentine's Day. Tonight we will be grilling some steaks and watching our first "Lost" DVD. It will be grand.
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Let me apologize to everyone for the lack of comments on my part. Blogger does not like me. I tried to comment on all of your most recent posts, but for some reason the were all eaten by the bloggie monster. I couldn't do anything on blogger yesterday. I couldn't even view half the blogs on my sidebar. It was very frustrating. More comments to come soon.
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To explain why I was called such a nasty name from my last post:
One of the many things that my place-of-employment handles is the rental of a parking lot. We own one of the random parking lots in a prime location downtown. We rent spaces to people for a monthly fee. Lucky for me, I get to be in charge of the parking lot. On that particular day one of the parkers came in to pay for his spot. He hadn't shown up in two months to pay.
I should have towed is car.
But I was nice and kindly placed a note on his car asking him to come in and pay for the missing months. He arrived the next day with a check in hand. I told him the total. He looked at me with his crazy eye (yes, I said eye -- singular, one of them doesn't look at me, it has a mind of its own).
"Why so much?"
"Three months of parking and three months of late fees."
"Can I pay this off next month?"
"No, I'm sorry, you're already two months late."
The man didn't even argue. He just stared at me with his crazy eye. Then he started twitching all crazy-like. Very similar to the murderer in "Something about Mary" when he's talking about his idea for "Seven Minute Abs." So I just stared back. He stormed out of the building and stood on the sidewalk yelling that I was, in fact, an effing bitch. I guess he wanted everyone to know that he thought I was an effing bitch, cause he ran down the street while waving his arms and doing a little jig, shouting that I was an effing bitch. It was very amusing, but at the same time, quite disturbing.
So if I happen to go missing some day, everyone should know that it was the parker with the crazy eye who did it.
SHOE OF THE DAY:
Brand: Nine West
Name: Tavern
Color: Red Wine (In reality,
they're a lot darker than
the picture shows. Much
more wine-like.)
Size: 8
7 comments:
You should so have his car towed! Did he pay you before he went all psycho?
And this post is really funny to me because my Madien name is Parker so with you calling this guy a Parker is hilarous to me!
you like high heels alot don't you?
my friends have recently gotten hooked on watching the "lost" dvds . . . i've never watched it (i have class when it is on) but i know that if i do, i'll be hooked.
That's how we got hooked on them, our friends talked us into it.
Good show though, can't wait to watch the rest of them.
okay... from your comment on my blog, you MUST blog about the guy in the handcuffs and a pillowcase on his head. quality.
well, i couldn't get past the valentine card...i love it!
and that vase...LUFF IT, LOVE it!
The roses are beautiful.
That guy sounds like a nutball!! FREAK!!
Yes, blogger has been out of control. It's frightening to think what would happen if it just went kablam one day!
i find it grossly ironic that i just wrote out three big comments to you, and the internet ATE THEM ALL! bastards.
by the way...your blog is one of my favorites...like REALLY favorites. i can't believe i haven't added you to my links? i'm a jerk! basically i'm lazy cause rebecca marie was the one who did all the picture links on my blog, and i'm scared to try it on my own. but i've got the day off...so it's my goal today!
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