I hate it when I'm standing in line at the grocery store, Starbucks, Subway, wherever and the person behind me decides that he needs to be THISCLOSE to me. Listen here Mr. Likestostandtooclose, if I take a step forward, it doesn't mean that you have to also. If you can smell what kind of shampoo I used this morning, YOU'RE TOO CLOSE! If you can see that I might need to clean behind my ears, YOU'RE TOO CLOSE! If I happen to sneeze and some of my snot spray lands on your face, it would be really funny, but it also means that YOU'RE TOO CLOSE!
GIVE ME MY SPACE PLEASE!
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I so hate this! I usually start backing up when people do this, hopefully stepping on their toes in the process. I also hate when they start putting their grocery's on the belt before I'm done unloading. Or at the self checkout they start checking out before I'm done getting my bags or reciept. WAIT YOUR TURN!!!
Situations like this I like to fake a massive sneeze, shooting myself backwards into them and stomping their toes in the meantime. If they get close again, this time I turn around and sneeze on them, complete with saliva and sometimes mucus. Second time usually works. Practice at home, dear.
you wouldn't like germany that's for sure. standing in line there, you almost have to wear the other person's clothes or you will totally get cut in front of or the person behind the counter wont even notice that you are there . . . it's a cultural thing. next time, ask the person behind you if they are european. at least it would make for an interesting conversation.
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