Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Turn-Ons/Offs

I was tagged by Tabitha to list 10 turn-ons and 10 turn-offs, so here it is. I'll probably list more than 10, cause I said so.

Turn-ons
1. My husband (even though his main goal in life is to embarass me in front of my family -- see previous post)
2. When everything is perfectly organized and in place
3. Things that smell good
4. Shoes, clothes, jewelry, shoes
5. My cats, the cutest and funnest and nicest cats ever!
6. A really good service at church, or a great lesson on God
7. Eventually excersizing will be on this list, but I got my butt kicked by the trainer last night and can barely type this list without "feeling the burn."
8. Friends, friends are so much fun ... I miss girls' night from college.
9. Traveling, vacations
10. Trying new exotic foods like snails and frog legs (have had snails before, not the legs yet)
11. Re-decorating
12. Getting fun cards in the mail from friends (thanks Kara and Allison!)
13. Having a really good debate and discussion with my husband where we both realize that the other has a great point of view.
14. Getting all dressed up for a night out on the town
15. Getting un-dressed after a night out on the town

Turn-offs
1. Late people - if you're supposed to be there at 6:30 and you arrive at 6:31, you're late. This is my NUMBER ONE turn-off.
2. People who park in handicapped spots illegally
3. Crickets, what's the phobia word for fear of crickets? I have that.
4. Houses that smell bad
5. My boss
6. People who are dirty and live in dirty houses
7. Bad Utah drivers
8. Stupid ignorant judgmental people
9. Cat hair, cat hair is EVERYWHERE!
10. Taking the time to send out a personal e-mail that doesn't get a response
11. When I can feel that there's a loose hair somewhere on me, but I can't find it
12. Unbrushed teeth/bad breath
13. People who shouldn't be parents, but are many times over - "You need a license to buy a dog, you need a license to drive a car, hell you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any bastard become a father." --Tod (Keanu Reeves) Parenthood
14. Waking up in the middle of the night over something I need to do at work, then not being able to go back to sleep.
15. Cancelled flights

Now I would like to tag Nytro, Little Miss, and Cody to do the same. Let us all know when you have posted your lists!

8 comments:

LITTLE MISS said...

and for the record, my house smells like dirty dishes and overflowing garbage, i'm always late, and I haven't brushed my teeth today.

However, I NEVER park in the handicapped spot.

Anonymous said...

aw crap... sounds like a lot of work. i'll have to think on that.

rebecca marie said...

oh man... once, all i had on was my undies, and i thought there was a loose hair on my back. i turned around and asked my husband, "what's on my back?" well, by the look on his face, i knew it was baaaad. so i started screaming, and batting at myself.

it. was. a. CENTIPEDE.

on my naked skin.

what creeps me out the most? how long was it ON ME before i finally felt it? and what, did i walk in with it on my shoe or something, or was it like in my house. eeeeeeuuuuuwwwwww.

Anonymous said...

Ewwwww!!! That's awful? I hate feeling a stray hair on my body and not be able to find it. The worst is when it's in your bra or undies.

BTW, my list is up. Going to Florida today... will check back with you all Friday! LATER!

Unknown said...

why is it, that except for cats, you and Holly are so much alike, and that brandon and I, except for sports, are pretty much the same. Amazing that we all found each other, huh?

tabitha jane said...

i've had frog legs. they really do taste like chicken.

my old roommate used to hate crickets too . . .and she had to buy them to feed to her pet chameleon.

LITTLE MISS said...

Alright. It's finally done. (I don't usually have to do so much thinking...my kids have taken all the brain cells I have left!)

LITTLE MISS said...

Whoah...edhunor...wth??