Things I saw on my lunch break today:
1. A man who looked pregnant (this belly was HUGE!) wearing an really old AC/DC shirt with Rolling Stones pj pants and a fanny pack. Hmmm .... I also don't think he had seen a shower in a really long time. Nope, not homeless, he could have been a student though.
2. A three year old girl who tried to steal my wedding ring right off my finger. She's only three and she's already after the BLING!
3. A pregnant mom with three VERY unruly children.
4. A bratty child who slapped her mom when she took her toy away.
5. A pregnant mom who did nothing when her daughter slapped her.
6. A bratty child who spilled her water all over the floor of the resaurant and didn't say a word about it.
7. A poor restaurant worker who tried to SWEEP up the water. Don't mean to be rude here, but attempting to sweeping water into a dust pan doesn't quite do the job.
Things I didn't see on my lunch break today:
1. My lunch. It never came.
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hey you saw me walking and didn't even wave ?!? and yes i took a shower this week ! sheesh lol
You know, the thought actually crossed my mind that it could be one of the people who's blog I read walking around in such an atrocious outfit. It would make me like their blog even more!
you could have titled that post: What I Saw At Wal-Mart Today.
Sounds like you and I have the same restaurant karma. I'm very sorry for you.
you seriously never got your food? i hope you didn't have to pay for it!
Nytro: Totally felt like I was in Wal-Mart. Lets just say that my lunch break today was more stressful than being in the office, no fun, no fun at all.
Maki: I have a reputation for having bad restaurant experiences. Half my family refuses to go out to eat with me anymore.
Tabitha: I eventually got my lunch after I did some ass-chewing. They messed up my order and gave it to someone else.
1) that mom could have been me (minus the pregnant part of course! I'm fertile, but I'm not STUPID)
2)I've been wearing pajama bottoms and a top from Target (pretty cute) for two days...no bra, no makeup, messy hair... and yes, I've been in public twice!! (and with my three unruly kids)
Do these anonymous spammers think that if they compliment your blog, you'll refinance your mortgage or do a six-figure stay-at-home business through them????
nytro, i think they do . . .
Yeah, what's up with the spam bloggers? My friend Cherese got one on hers about dating and personals ... she's married. Spammers, PLEASE LEAVE US ALONE!
I noticed spammers popping up about a week ago. wth? I had one for premature ejaculation. Hello?!
That premature ejaculation page was one of the best blogs I've seen.
you know, bsc, that's why they offer "anonymous" help...
Hey by the way, I sell fake Viagra online. Ha ha just kidding!
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