Do you ever wonder why there are no baby changing stations in mens' bathrooms?
Do you ever wonder why American paper is smaller than the rest of the worlds'?
Do you ever wonder why women are expected to be hairless, but also expected to have longer hair on their head?
Do you ever wonder why God made humans with hairy armpits?
Do you ever wonder why we have dreams while we sleep?
Do you ever wonder how coffee was discovered to be a great drink from a bean that grown in the mountains?
Do you ever wonder why bad things always seem to happen to the best people?
Do you ever wonder what you would be like had you been born the opposite sex?
Do you ever wonder why a new pair of shoes always seems to make the day a good day?
Do you ever wonder what you would do as President?
Do you ever wonder why we have 9 planets in our solar system, and only one seems to have some sort of purpose?
Do you ever wonder what your life would be like now if you had told your current spouse "no" when he/she first asked you out?
What do you wonder?
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do you ever wonder what it would have been like if you chose the other path? (this could be love, school, religion...anything)
I do.
1. Why are you hanging out in men's bathrooms?
2. Because we use our paper for important, compact things - like joints and ass wiping.
3. This is simply the way Man has declared it. Live with it.
4. You stole this from me! That's my thing! Remember: The two things I'll ask God when I meet Him/Her is a) why hair in the armpit and b) why does it feel soooo good when I rub my eyes real hard?
5. It's because of preservatives in our food
6. Humanity has tried eating and drinking everything from poop to semen; beans are a no brainer
7. Bad things happen to bad people, it's just fun and no one complains about this so it gets less attention
8. I would be a lesbian
9. Have you been shopping?
10. Pretty much the opposite of what our current president is up to
11. They all have purposes, you'll only discover them after they've come together to destroy earth
12. So, you've been wondering this, huh? Mop guy got your number?
i always wonder what my life would be like today if i had taken one road instead of the other. luckily, i'm still happy with the road i've chosen! to bad we can't go back in time like in back to the future.
I wonder what it would be like if I didn't have dogs, had not moved to Fort Worth, had not resigned from my job at the law firm, if my mom had not passed away, if my dad had not remarried... I wonder a LOT of things. Not that I have regrets or want to change anything that happened, but I do wonder "What If" a lot. It's actually a pretty common thought process for me. :)
bsc, you and my husband MUST be related somehow. I swear it.
and the "I wonder..." game can be quite therapuetic. Just don't let it get the best of you.
I always wonder what it would be like not to be a twin.
I bet Lori wonders what it's like to not have an obnoxious husband. Haha
that men's bathroom thing is pretty profound . . . what about all those single fathers running around the grocery stores with their little babies in tow? how will they change their diapers? oh wait, they'll probably wait until they are at home and the kid is leaking all over the place.
i pierced my tongue once . . . i wonder what life would be like if i hadn't . . .
Right now I'm wondering what it will be like if these people actually accept the offer we put on a house today ... YIKES!
I just reread your post, and there is one more thing I do wonder...
There is a kind of coffee that is $300 per lb. This special kind of monkey eats the coffee bean, and then poops it out. They clean the coffee bean, grind it, and it is supposed to be the most wonderful coffee ever.
WHO THE HECK FIGURED THAT OUT!
Who thought, "It would be a great idea to see what this would taste like after it passes through an animal!"
I thought of that because you said, do I wonder how coffee was discovered. Not really, but I do wonder about the poop coffee!!!
miss gayle, are you for real? until now i had only ever heard of a coffee that is $22 dollars a pound with the aftertaste of blueberries grown on the side of a volcano . . .
You put an offer in on a house? Where is it at? Is it as cute as the last one?
a lot of men's restrooms do have baby changing stations. husbands just don't want their wives to know.
Just letting anyone I have linked on my blog that I've changed my site address:
The new address is:
http://bloggingatwork.blogspot.com/
I have heard of the monkey poop coffee bean.
GROSS!!!!
Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I didn't have kids.
I also wonder what my life would be like if I had finished college.
I wonder what life would be like if I had not left the Mormon church.
I wonder who the heck came up with those Harry Potter Jelly beans and taste tested the vomit, ear wax, etc flavors. GROSS!!!!
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