We have a drought here in Utah, and it is all my fault.
Yes, I'm the reason your grass is brown, your flowers are dying and your A/C bill is sky-high this summer. I'm sorry, it's all me. I should have warned BSC that all of his hard work in our yard this year would be ruined by me.
Why is it my fault? Because I refuse to wash my car.
BSC washed my car for me yesterday.
Today it is pouring.
See? All my fault.
Tuesday, September 04, 2007
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4 comments:
a drought i can forgive.
but what the hell are you refusing to do that's keeping me from going into labor?!?!?!
See.. it is all your fault! I even have a post dedicated to it. Lori, Lori, Lori. You have much power. You MUST use it for good. Not evil. Let that poor girl go into labor.
i've drafted a list of possible things you may be overlooking:
*washing behind your ears
*changing the batteries in your smoke alarm
*a new box of baking soda for the fridge
*buying yourself a new pair of shoes
just some ideas you might try, for the sake of my cervix.
your logic makes total and complete sense.
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