I love it when I sit on a chocolate chip and it smears across my butt like a big skid-mark ....
but I don't realize it until the day is over and I've been walking around all day like a big idiot with a big brown mark across my butt.
I'm just classy like that.
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Shut up. That only happens on TV.
:)
Why didn't anyone tell you?! I would have!
I didn't even realize it until I went to get in my car to go home and saw that the drivers seat had this big brown smear across it.
Yeah, and nobody said anything. RUDE!
I can't believe that no body told you! I definitly would have told you.
Haha. I think a pic would be fitting here. There's nothing like walking around all day and people thinking you crapped yourself. Hey.. it could be worse.. It could have been some sort of ketchup or raspberry sauce.
That insane that no one told you about that. I was at the movies one time and a girl was in the looking in the mirror with the back of her dress tucked into her panties. I was on the other side of the restroom (it was VERY long), and I thought for sure someone down at her end would mention it to her. TONS of women walked past her....at least 9 or so. They ALL looked right at her pantied butt and said NOTHING!!! She went for the door and I ran after her to save her the horrific embarassment on the other side of the door.
Women are SO RUDE sometimes.
Sorry you were brown butt all day.
jeri
Oh that is sooo troubling. How about you just pretend you didn't sit in the chocolate until you got in your car to go home--and THAT's when skid mark happened?
Yeah, I'd go with that.
although I am totally disappointed there's no picture.
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