The Manager

You want to know what's really fun? Watching people when they don't know they're being watched. Yes, that sounds a bit sick on my part, but let me explain. At my place of employment we have a camera set up so we can see when a person walks into the building. I'm not usually the one who greets them, but I do check in on the camera on my computer every once in a while to see who has just walked into the building. Sometimes it takes a while for them to be greeted and it's quite comical to see what they do when they think nobody's watching. The camera is in plain sight if they would just look around a bit, but most people assume that nobody knows what they're doing. Things I've seen lately:

1. Nose pickers - lots of them
2. Candy thieves - we have a bowl of candy in the front, people will fill their pockets when they assume nobody will know
3. Wedgie picking
4. Cleavage adjusting
5. Scratching in places
6. Kids getting spanked
7. Dancing - really, really bad dancing
8. Snooping through stuff in the "employees only" section
9. One couple had a pretty intense kiss, leading into a makeout session ... it probably would have gone much further had they not been interrupted.
10. People helping themselves to the phone, probably all long distance phone calls.

It's odd the things people will do in public, when they think they're not in public. I really wish I could give you all the link so you could watch too, but I'm afraid that's a big no-no. But it's quite fascinating, really. People are such odd creatures. I wonder what I've done when I think nobody's watching.